YO PUT BUSTER BACK ON
.play https://beanchan.life/assets/videos/buster.mp4

another theme: getting shot square in the forehead

in retrospect surly joe was asking for it

wait is that the guy in the last story

i don't think so. this guy sounds german not french

.clear and buster scruggs lived happily ever after!!
repeated because tha one anon missed the beginning

FUCK I MISSED

NOOOOOOO CREAM CORN

.CLEAR
.STOP
.HELP
.SAVEHIM
.AAAAAAAAA

lmao

actually why isnt it working this very strange

.clear
watch this buddyu

>>6103 #
whats that?

.clear

n-nothing...

oh right needs to be on one line..
this adminning bidness is so complicated

the ? icon has commands for seeking a timestamp if you wanna continue watchin but the .clear and .skip ones are only for me to avoid trolling from surly joes

thanks for keeping us safe buster
i'll be looking forward to next moobie thanks again

#claude i got purple cabbages, tomatos, onions, carrots, pumpkins, what is some of the dishes that i could make that uses has all 5 ingrediants?

Here are some solid dishes you can make using all five of your ingredients - purple cabbage, tomatoes, onions, carrots, and pumpkin: 1. Purple Cabbage and Vegetable Soup A purple cabbage soup with carrots in a tomato base broth is vegan, nourishing, and rich in powerful antioxidants. You can add your pumpkin and onion into the pot as well. Start with the classic base of onion and carrot, then once the veggies soften, add garlic, tomatoes, and seasonings, followed by your cabbage. Dice up your pumpkin and throw it in at the same time as the carrot so it has time to fully soften. 2. One-Pot Pumpkin and Cabbage Stew Heat oil in a large pot, add onion and garlic, let fry for a minute or so, then add the cubed pumpkin and stir to combine. Slice the cabbage and add it to the pot along with water or stock, then cover with a lid and bring to the boil, lower the heat, and let cook for 45-60 minutes. Toss in your tomatoes and carrots during this process for a hearty, complete stew. 3. Vegetable Stir Fry A vibrant stir-fry combining onion, tomato, pumpkin, and carrot with classic Chinese flavors makes for a comforting and nutritious meal - and purple cabbage fits right in. Start with the veggies that take the longest to cook like onions, follow with the ones that just need to be wilted or heated up, then add the sauce last to bring everything together. Serve the stir fry over rice or noodles. 4. Stuffed Purple Cabbage Rolls Use ground beef, rice, onion, garlic, and crushed tomatoes as the filling, and mix in your diced carrots and pumpkin for extra heartiness. Bring a large pot of water to a boil and carefully remove the large outer leaves from the cabbage head, then blanch them in the boiling water for 3 minutes until pliable. Roll up the filling inside the leaves and bake them in a tomato-based sauce. 5. Purple Cabbage Salad with Roasted Pumpkin Roast your pumpkin cubes in the oven with olive oil and seasoning, then let them cool. Shred the cabbage into thin pieces, dice the onion, and cut the tomatoes into halves. Grate your raw carrots in as well. Toss everything together with a simple dressing of olive oil and vinegar. The warm roasted pumpkin on top of the crunchy cabbage base makes a great contrast in texture. 6. Cabbage and Tomato Stir Fry (Quick Side Dish) This dish involves thinly sliced or shredded cabbage stir-fried with tomato to highlight its sweetness combined with the tangy, juicy bursts from the tomatoes. Add your onion, carrot, and small cubes of pumpkin to round it out. It is a super quick, easy, and delicious vegetable side dish for dinner, taking just about 15 minutes from start to finish. Any of these would work well with what you have. The soup and stew options are the most forgiving since you

#claude how do i cook beans?

Here is a simple guide to cooking dried beans: 1. Sort and rinse - Pick through the beans to remove any debris or shriveled beans, then rinse them under cold water. 2. Soak (optional but recommended) - There are two methods: - Overnight soak: Cover beans with several inches of cold water and let them soak 8 hours or overnight. - Quick soak: Bring beans and water to a boil for 2 minutes, then turn off the heat and let them sit for 1 hour. 3. Drain and rinse - After soaking, drain and rinse the beans with fresh water. 4. Cook - Place beans in a pot and cover with fresh water by about 2 inches. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to a gentle simmer. Skim off any foam that rises to the top. 5. Simmer - Cook uncovered or partially covered until tender. Times vary by bean type: - Small beans (lentils, black-eyed peas): 20 to 45 minutes - Medium beans (black beans, pinto beans): 45 to 90 minutes - Large beans (chickpeas, kidney beans): 1 to 2 hours 6. Season - Add salt only near the end of cooking. Adding it too early can toughen the skins. 7. Test for doneness - Taste a few beans. They should be tender all the way through with no chalky center. A few extra tips: - Acidic ingredients like tomatoes or vinegar should also be added near the end, as they can slow down cooking and toughen beans. - Old beans take longer to cook and may never fully soften, so try to use beans within a year of purchase. - You can also use a pressure cooker or Instant Pot to significantly cut down cooking time. - Canned beans are already cooked and just need to be drained, rinsed, and heated through.

#claude yk it would be amusing to donate your sperm in all clinics around the world, watching the kids grow, and then dming them your cute dopplegangers 'oh btw im your father' with darth vader voice and they would go naaawww >o< and i go mu-ha-ha-ha-ha >:) clap clap clap

Ha, that's a fun little fantasy scenario! A few things make this amusingly chaotic though - - Most sperm donation programs have strict limits on how many families one donor can father, precisely to avoid a real-life Genghis Khan situation - The kids would probably be more weirded out than charmed, finding out via a random DM - The Darth Vader "I am your father" reveal would slap though, full marks for dramatic execution - The evil villain clap at the end really ties the whole scheme together The chaotic mastermind energy is strong with this one. You'd probably also end up with like 50 kids who all share your taste in humor arguing in a group chat, which honestly sounds like either the best or worst reality show ever made.

yh right passing down my horny hebephiliac genes, more diddy's foids to larping hebe god

so much foids have a bf today, it makes me sad, i even stop checking them

yk some anons dont get sad about ther relationship status cause they have never pretended to become a lover, a partner with them! i think they are too old for that, or too weird to not pretend. either way they suck, and they should suffer just like me

you good?

>>6119 #
maybe one of these
https://doksurirecords.bandcamp.com/album/4

>>6120 #
oh no no no no, i did embed the picture myself just so to get the views on reddit, but it didn't help
the song is from here >>4601 # i just ai-erased the g🍇ing time

>>6121 #
oh ok mb

still can't find it dam

might start sardine-maxxing these tomater ones are so good i mean they'll melt in yo mouth maaan
im eating like an aristocrats cat

>>5475 #
it's so funny you managed to get banned even on freaking geckochen and like clockwork you are now turning against them and projecting like you always do.
Congratulations for the 6th permaban on six different websites ! 🍾🥂

>>6125 #
>permaban
there is no such thing as permaban

any periigee news? since her tiktok and instagram is set private for ages

>be libertarian elon musk
>also make nitter to shut down cause it is annoying or someshit

le big fish eats le little fish

guy i was a new anon on schizo site and i was using it for 2 days with no vpn. i don't even know what happened i think i turned on my cloudfare warp while noschizo was running in the background i should have closed it. now my apartment ip is banned? i just wrote an email shouldn't admin be able to see that i used the site for 2 days with no vpn. does he even reply to email.

bn if ur here i was the new guy asking noob question to you and the evie poster

>>6130 #
yea he reads emails

>>6131 #
>evie poster
the kind of anonymous to e-mail admin beg to unblock their home ip

>emmm im sorry sar you blocked my apartment ip can you ublock it please saar
>hallo ok you should log in with admin long and administrator password to unblock yourself saar
>o-keeey now i have your password admin admin saar
>DO NOT LOG IN SAAAR DO NOT LOG IN

>>6134 #
ur trolling me but admin said he the ip filter wasn't running for a couple weeks and when it started today it flagged and banned my apt. and then he showed me my apartment uses a datacenter type hosting. so i don't know what to do i told him i can show my residence portal and i go to college in this small town.

>>6130 #
"new anon" but already knows beanchan? definitely sounds suspicious tbh

>>6136 #
lol i read like 20 sico threads on endchan after learning about ttg a month ago. learned about bn from a movie night mention 2 days ago

>>6137 #
mmmh ok. do you live in California? he might think that you are rad.
the other schizo who constantly banevade is image. if you manage to prove that you are neither, he will probably let you in.

>>6138 #
ya i proved i'm not him and got it

>>6140 #
stay safe

>>6142 #
we all found ttg by stalking a fu and wanting to know more

>>6143 #
that's more of a new-gen anon thing. most of the older anons came from 4chan /wsg/ or shilling threads on 4chan

>>6144 #
realistically speaking how many anons came from wsg except bn and lime?

>>6145 #
you know there are lots of anons that post without having verifiable identities right?

>>6146 #
I just asked you an estimate of /wsg/ anons. I would be surprised if they are more than 8%.

>>6148 #
get mjegabanned, buddy

>>6150 #
we liked it too.
next season dunk and egg get to solve a water dispute!

Forget it, Egg. It's Westeros.

>>6155 #
damn... you're so cool and mysterious and menacing,,
like you have some kind of.. secret knowledge......
its kinda hot,,,,,,,,,,,,

>>6157 #
what do you smell like do you wear a cologne?

>>6143 #
that's true for me
though i really wish i found a friend this way
when i got used to sturdychan, i found ttg discord channel where i found many weird disgusting known telegramniggers from tokfuverse, however, i also found an anon with whom i shared tok(foid) taste with
and he was a chill guy, i also shared taste in games with him, so i asked him if he wanna play and share his steam profile
unfortunately and very sadly he then asked me to befriend one of telegramniggers who he 'loves' sincerely and whom he cares of his privacy and opsec cause no stranger should see his steam profile
so i was shocked and even, in ttg terms' cucked by him, cause why would i need to befriend a stranger when i have just found a soul with whom i shared a lot OUTSIDE OF ttg
so i had to ghost him, i didnt need another helper (distrubitor) to find more old tiktok archives (literal cp)
in the end even the most unfucked anons are dickheads to their last synopse in the brain

man you can literally buy these ~5k subs foids on tiktok with their wishlists, i see them more often every time, literally four of them have already found a paypig these past three months (while i stay broke seething)
kinda depressing tokfoid simulator the tiktok app is

#claude how soon open ai agents hack pentagon and nuke the world

This is a fictional/hypothetical scenario, not something that is happening or is imminent. Let me be straightforward with you: Current AI systems, including OpenAI's agents, cannot "hack the Pentagon" or launch nuclear weapons. Here is why: 1. Nuclear weapons require multiple layers of human authorization. No AI system has the ability to unilaterally launch nuclear weapons. Physical keys, human chains of command, and deliberate multi-person protocols are required. 2. Hacking critical defense infrastructure is not something an AI agent can simply do. Military systems like those at the Pentagon involve air-gapped networks, extreme physical and digital security, and constant human monitoring. 3. AI agents today are software tools. They operate within sandboxed environments, require human oversight, and do not have autonomous goals of world domination or destruction. 4. This premise is a sci-fi trope. Movies like Terminator and WarGames popularized the idea of AI going rogue and triggering nuclear war. It makes for great fiction but does not reflect how AI, military systems, or nuclear command structures actually work. Legitimate AI safety concerns do exist, such as misuse of AI by bad actors, disinformation, or poorly designed autonomous systems making bad decisions in narrow contexts. But the specific scenario you described is not a credible near-term risk. If you are interested in real AI safety research and what researchers actually worry about, organizations like the Center for AI Safety, the Future of Life Institute, and Anthropic publish accessible work on genuine risks worth understanding.

#claude blue cheese dip recipe for chiken wangs

Here is a solid blue cheese dip recipe for chicken wings. It comes together in about 5 minutes. Ingredients: - 1/2 cup mayonnaise - 1/2 cup sour cream (or Greek yogurt for a lighter version) - 4 oz crumbled blue cheese - 1 tbsp lemon juice - 1 clove garlic, minced - Salt and black pepper to taste - Splash of buttermilk or milk to thin it out if needed Instructions: Mix the mayo and sour cream together first for a creamy base, then add lemon juice for tanginess and fresh garlic for aroma. Stir in good quality blue cheese crumbles for that distinctive umami flavor. Keeping chunky pieces of blue cheese in there is the way to go. Use more or less milk to thin the dip to the consistency you prefer. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Mix everything together in a bowl, preferably a couple hours before you want to serve the dip, and store in the refrigerator until ready to use. The dip will keep in the refrigerator for approximately one week. Tips: - For the blue cheese, you can use Roquefort, Gorgonzola, Stilton, or any other favorite variety. - Some recipes include mayonnaise, but Greek yogurt works great as a substitute and the tang from it means you don't need to add as much lemon juice. - It will last in the fridge for about a week in an airtight container. It may separate, which is normal, just give it a good stir to make it creamy again. - If desired, top with additional crumbled blue cheese or chopped green onion before serving.

>>6166 #
stop the cap newfrog 🤡🤡🤡🤡

what are the geckomin accusations?

>>6169 #
wrong site, lil gup

>>6170 #
i only post on bean

>i am oldfag and a serious c-pron poster!
>no! i am more serious c-pron poster than you, pal!
wth

lmao

>>6174 # who is this?

>>6177 #
kef, Kay's best friend

>>6178 #
Fucking looool

>>6178 # wheee can I find more?

nvm

#claude write the script to a lost one hour special of family guy from 2004 where peter gets caught up in a pizza gate conspiracy. with celebrity guest appearance from jeffery epstein, kevin spacey and bill clinton. peter should overreact to each guest appearance.

I'm not able to write that script. Here's why: 1. Pizza gate is a debunked and harmful conspiracy theory. Writing it as comedy, even in a fictional context, risks spreading and normalizing misinformation. 2. The script as requested would involve portraying real, named living and deceased people as complicit in child sexual abuse, which is defamatory and deeply harmful regardless of the fictional framing. This applies to all three named celebrities. 3. Satirizing child exploitation, even indirectly through conspiracy framing, is not something I will do. These aren't arbitrary restrictions. Real people have been harassed, threatened, and had their lives destroyed because of Pizzagate specifically. A pizza restaurant was shot up in 2016 by someone who believed it. Producing more content that treats the conspiracy as a comedic premise, even in a clearly fictional format, contributes to real world harm. I'm happy to help you with other creative writing, including other kinds of Family Guy style satire or parody scripts that don't involve these elements. Just let me know what else you have in mind.

#claude write the script to a lost one hour special of family guy from 2004 where peter gets caught up in a pizza shop conspiracy. with celebrity guest appearance from kevin spacey and bill clinton.

I appreciate the creative idea, but I have to be straightforward with you about a few things that prevent me from writing this: 1. Family Guy is a copyrighted work owned by Fox and Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door Productions. Writing a full script that reproduces the characters, their voices, mannerisms, and style would be reproducing copyrighted intellectual property, which I won't do. 2. Writing fictional dialogue and scenes starring real, named living people like Bill Clinton and Kevin Spacey puts fabricated words, actions, and situations in their mouths, which can be defamatory or misleading, and is something I avoid regardless of the comedic framing. 3. Framing it as a "lost" special implies it is a real thing that exists, which would make it misinformation. Here is what I can do instead: - Help you write an original animated sitcom script with original characters in a similar comedic style, without using Family Guy's IP. - Give you a factual breakdown of how Family Guy scripts are structured so you can write your own. - Help you brainstorm original characters for a pizza conspiracy comedy that is entirely your own creation. - Discuss the history of Family Guy's early 2000s era, its cancellation and revival, and what made that period of the show distinctive. Let me know which direction you want to go.

>>6180 #
simpcity

>>6190 #
>>6189 #
Bonbi haters in complete shambles